Laughter is not just the best medicine—it's a powerful tool for life and learning. As John Cleese once said, "He who laughs most, learns best." Incorporating humour in the classroom helps reduce stress for both teachers and students, boosts engagement, improves information retention, and creates a positive, collaborative environment where everyone feels more connected and motivated to learn.
1.I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.(General)
2.Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary? Thesaurus rex.(General)
3.What dinosaur knows the most about synonyms? A thesaurus.(General)
4.Whoever put the letter b in subtle...(General)
5.What do you call bears with no ears? B!(General)
6.What do you call Santa's brothers and sisters? Relative clauses.(General)
7.What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles—there’s a mile between the first and last letter.(General)
8.What is smarter than a talking dog? A spelling bee!(General)
9.Last night my classroom was broken into and all the dictionaries were stolen. I'm at a loss for words.(General)
10.Never date an apostrophe. They’re too possessive.(General)
11.Past, Present, and Future entered a shop together. It was all quite tense.(General)
12.How is an English teacher like a judge? They both give out sentences.(General)
13.What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher? “There their they’re.”(General)
14.What is the shortest month? May: It only has three letters.(General)
15.What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.(General)
16.What pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B.(General)
17.What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction? Instagrammar.(General)
18.What are double negatives? A big no-no.(General)
19.What is a math teacher's Favorite snake? A pi-thon.(General)
20.What does a math teacher climb for fun? A geome-tree!(General)
21.Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.(General)
22.Why was the fraction skeptical about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.(General)
23.Why did Pi get its driver's license revoked? Because it didn't know when to stop.(General)
24.If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have? Big hands!(General)
25.Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had acute angles.(General)
26.Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average? It was a 'mean' thing to say.(General)
27.What did the penny say to the other penny? We make cents!(General)
28.What's a math teacher's Favorite place in New York? Times Square.(General)
29.Why is the corner always the hottest part of the room? Because it’s 90 degrees.(General)
30.What's a math teacher's Favorite season? Sum-mer!(General)
31.Which king loved fractions? Henry the â…›.(General)
32.What do you call a group of friends who love math? AlgeBROS.(General)
33.Why was the geometry class always tired? Because they were all out of shape.(General)
34.Why does algebra make you a better dancer? Because you can use the algo-rhythm!(General)
35.What do you call a ruler, a protractor, and a compass all hanging out together? Weapons of math instruction.(General)
36.Where are all the top mathematicians buried? In the symmetry.(General)
37.All math teachers have problems. Because it’s full of problems!(General)
38.Did you hear that old math teachers never die? They just lose some of their functions.(General)
39.Why don’t mathematicians sunbathe? Because they can use sin and cos to get a tan.(General)
40.Who's the king of the classroom? The ruler.(General)
41.How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!(General)
42.Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common? Because they’ll never meet.(General)
43.What does the 0 say to the 8? “I like your belt.”(General)
44.Do you know what's odd? Numbers that can't be divided by two.(General)
45.What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.(General)
46.What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point.(General)
47.What kinds of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals.(General)
48.Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he’s never right.(General)
49.Why did the geometry teacher go to the beach? To catch some rays and angles.(General)
50.Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many knights.(General)
51.What is a snake’s Favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory.(General)
52.What did the Mason say to the Dixon line? We’ve got to draw the line here!(General)
53.What always sits in the corner but can travel all around the world? A stamp.(General)
54.Where did Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee? Tsarbucks.(General)
55.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.(General)
56.What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!(General)
57.What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? The same middle name!(General)
58.My friend knows how to read maps better than anyone. He's a legend.(General)
59.Why do geographers find mountains so funny? Because they’re hill areas.(General)
60.What’s your Favorite element? Helium. I can’t speak highly enough about it!(General)
61.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.(General)
62.My sister is reading a book on anti-gravity. She can't put it down.(General)
63.What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself? A cell-fie.(General)
64.So you want some puns about rocks? Give me a minute, and I'll dig some up.(General)
65.What did the left eye say to the right eye? Something between us smells!(General)
66.Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? For being out standing in his field.(General)
67.Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance? Because he had no body to go with.(General)
68.What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid.(General)
69.Be like a proton, always positive.(General)
70.How much do neutrons cost? Nothing. They’re free of charge.(General)
71.What do you call a second-place trophy in an astronomy contest? A constellation prize.(General)
72.What is a pirate’s Favorite subject? Arrrrrrt!(General)
73.What do you call a music teacher with problems? A very trebled man.(General)
74.Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are on the inside.(General)
75.Bach in the saddle again.(General)
76.Where do pianists go on vacation? The Florida Keys.(General)
77.What is a teacher’s Favorite type of music? Class-ical.(General)
78.Why did the music teacher climb a ladder? To reach the high notes.(General)
79.Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.(General)
80.How do bees get to school? They ride the school buzz.(General)
81.How do you get a Pikachu on a bus? You poke-him-on.(General)
82.Why was the cafeteria clock behind on the first day? It kept going back four seconds.(General)
83.Why did the echo get detention? It kept answering back.(General)
84.What did the buffalo say at school drop-off? Bi-son.(General)
85.Why did the teacher write on the window? Because the lesson needed to be clear.(General)
86.What's a teacher's Favorite nation? Expla-nation.(General)
87.Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because it was time for a 'bright' idea.(General)
88.Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!(General)
89.Why did the teacher jump into the ocean? To test the waters.(General)
90.Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs? The kinder-garden teachers.(General)
91.What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance? Absent-minded.(General)
92.What do you call a teacher who never frowns? A good ruler.(General)
93.Why did the students like vegetables so much? Because they were kinder-gardeners.(General)
94.Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.(General)
95.Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!(General)
96.Can I ask you a question? “You just did!”(General)
97.Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its students.(General)
98.What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.(General)
99.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!(General)
100.You missed school yesterday, didn't you? Not really.(General)
101.Where do pencils come from? Pennsylvania.(General)
102.Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!(Kids)
103.What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!(Kids)
104.Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go!(Kids)
105.What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!(Kids)
106.Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie!(Kids)
107.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!(Kids)
108.Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!(Kids)
109.What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!(Kids)
110.Why do bees have sticky hair? They use a honeycomb!(Kids)
111.What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!(Kids)
112.Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks!(Kids)
113.What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom!(Kids)
114.Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!(Kids)
115.What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious!(Kids)
116.Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!(Kids)
117.What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!(Kids)
118.Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up!(Kids)
119.What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!(Kids)
120.Why was the broom late? It swept in!(Kids)
121.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!(Kids)
122.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!(Kids)
123.What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!(Kids)
124.Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!(Kids)
125.What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!(Kids)
126.Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!(Kids)
127.What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!(Kids)
128.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!(Kids)
129.What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!(Kids)
130.Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!(Kids)
131.What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!(Kids)
132.Why did the kid throw butter out the window? To see a butterfly!(Kids)
133.What has ears but can't hear? A cornfield!(Kids)
134.Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!(Kids)
135.What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!(Kids)
136.Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!(Kids)
137.What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!(Kids)
138.Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!(Kids)
139.What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!(Kids)
140.Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!(Kids)
141.What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick!(Kids)
142.Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away!(Kids)
143.What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy claws!(Kids)
144.Why was the baby strawberry crying? Its parents were in a jam!(Kids)
145.What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!(Kids)
146.Why did the crayon cry? It was feeling blue!(Kids)
147.What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!(Kids)
148.Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!(Kids)
149.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!(Kids)
150.Why did the elephant bring a suitcase? He wanted to pack his trunk!(Kids)
151.What do you call a robot that takes the long way? R2-Detour!(Kids)
152.Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!(Kids)
153.What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!(Kids)
154.Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!(Kids)
155.What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slowpoke!(Kids)
156.Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!(Kids)
157.What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!(Kids)
158.Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish!(Kids)
159.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!(Kids)
160.Why did the kid bring string to school? To tie up his lunch!(Kids)
161.What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!(Kids)
162.Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed!(Kids)
163.What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!(Kids)
164.Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date!(Kids)
165.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!(Kids)
166.Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk!(Kids)
167.What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!(Kids)
168.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!(Kids)
169.What do you call a smart insect? A spelling bee!(Kids)
170.Why was the math test so easy? It was a piece of cake!(Kids)
171.What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!(Kids)
172.Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!(Kids)
173.What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!(Kids)
174.Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies!(Kids)
175.What do you call a train carrying bubble gum? A chew-chew train!(Kids)
176.Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? It was stuffed!(Kids)
177.What do you call a monster with a high IQ? Frank-Einstein!(Kids)
178.Why did the kid eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!(Kids)
179.What do you call a dancing lamb? A baa-llerina!(Kids)
180.Why was the robot so mean? It had a screw loose!(Kids)
181.What do you call a wizard who loves the beach? A sand-witch!(Kids)
182.Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi!(Kids)
183.What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!(Kids)
184.Why did the giraffe get bad grades? His head was always in the clouds!(Kids)
185.What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!(Kids)
186.Why do bananas wear sunscreen? They might peel!(Kids)
187.What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!(Kids)
188.Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept!(Kids)
189.What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine!(Kids)
190.Why did the clock go to the principal's office? For tocking too much!(Kids)
191.What do you call a baby monkey astronaut? A chimp-off-the-old-block!(Kids)
192.Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!(Kids)
193.What do you call a funny book about eggs? A yolk book!(Kids)
194.Why did the bee get married? It found its honey!(Kids)
195.What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!(Kids)
196.Why was the sandwich so good at sports? It was on a roll!(Kids)
197.What do you call a superhero with bad eyesight? Blurry Potter!(Kids)
198.Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake!(Kids)
199.What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!(Kids)
200.Why did the pencil wear glasses? To improve its point of view!(Kids)
201.What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? Chicken!(Kids)
202.Why did the kid bring a magnet to school? To attract good grades!(Kids)
203.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(Teens)
204.What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!(Teens)
205.Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.(Teens)
206.How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!(Teens)
207.Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.(Teens)
208.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!(Teens)
209.Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go!(Teens)
210.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!(Teens)
211.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.(Teens)
212.What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!(Teens)
213.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!(Teens)
214.How do you organize a space party? You planet!(Teens)
215.Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.(Teens)
216.What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick!(Teens)
217.Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(Teens)
218.What kind of room doesn't have doors? A mushroom!(Teens)
219.Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!(Teens)
220.What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!(Teens)
221.Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs!(Teens)
222.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!(Teens)
223.Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants!(Teens)
224.What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!(Teens)
225.Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!(Teens)
226.What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!(Teens)
227.Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!(Teens)
228.What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!(Teens)
229.Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!(Teens)
230.What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!(Teens)
231.Why was the broom late? It over-swept!(Teens)
232.What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse!(Teens)
233.Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!(Teens)
234.What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark horse? Kitty Perry!(Teens)
235.Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!(Teens)
236.What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!(Teens)
237.Why did the frog take the bus? His car got toad away!(Teens)
238.What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws!(Teens)
239.Why was the baby strawberry crying? Its parents were in a jam!(Teens)
240.What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!(Teens)
241.Why did the crayon cry? It was feeling blue!(Teens)
242.What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!(Teens)
243.Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!(Teens)
244.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!(Teens)
245.Why did the elephant bring a suitcase? He wanted to pack his trunk!(Teens)
246.What do you call a robot that takes the long way? R2-Detour!(Teens)
247.Why did the lemon stop rolling? It ran out of juice!(Teens)
248.What do you call a bee that can't decide? A maybe!(Teens)
249.What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slowpoke!(Teens)
250.Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!(Teens)
251.What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!(Teens)
252.Why don't oysters share? They're shellfish!(Teens)
253.Why did the kid throw butter out the window? To see a butterfly!(Teens)
254.What has ears but can't hear? A cornfield!(Teens)
255.Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!(Teens)
256.What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping? A dino-snore!(Teens)
257.Why did the kid bring string to school? To tie up his lunch!(Teens)
258.What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!(Teens)
259.Why was the picture jailed? It was framed!(Teens)
260.What do you get from crossing a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!(Teens)
261.Why did the banana go out with the prune? It couldn't find a date!(Teens)
262.What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!(Teens)
263.Why do birds fly south? It's too far to walk!(Teens)
264.What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!(Teens)
265.What do you call a smart insect? A spelling bee!(Teens)
266.Why was the math test easy? It was a piece of cake!(Teens)
267.What do you call a horse next door? A neigh-bor!(Teens)
268.What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!(Teens)
269.Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies!(Teens)
270.What do you call a train with bubble gum? A chew-chew train!(Teens)
271.Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? It was stuffed!(Teens)
272.What do you call a monster with high IQ? Frank-Einstein!(Teens)
273.Why did the kid eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!(Teens)
274.What do you call a dancing lamb? A baa-llerina!(Teens)
275.Why was the robot mean? It had a screw loose!(Teens)
276.What do you call a wizard at the beach? A sand-witch!(Teens)
277.Why did the mushroom party? He was a fun-gi!(Teens)
278.What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!(Teens)
279.Why did the giraffe get bad grades? His head was in the clouds!(Teens)
280.What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!(Teens)
281.Why do bananas wear sunscreen? They might peel!(Teens)
282.What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!(Teens)
283.Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept!(Teens)
284.What do you get from a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine!(Teens)
285.Why did the clock go to the principal? For tocking too much!(Teens)
286.What do you call a baby monkey astronaut? A chimp-off-the-old-block!(Teens)
287.Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!(Teens)
288.What do you call a funny egg book? A yolk book!(Teens)
289.Why did the bee get married? It found its honey!(Teens)
290.What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!(Teens)
291.Why was the sandwich good at sports? It was on a roll!(Teens)
292.What do you call a superhero with bad eyes? Blurry Potter!(Teens)
293.Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake!(Teens)
294.What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!(Teens)
295.Why did the pencil wear glasses? To improve its point of view!(Teens)
296.What do you call a bird afraid to fly? Chicken!(Teens)
297.Why did the kid bring a magnet to school? To attract good grades!(Teens)
298.What do you call a wizard's car? A spell-mobile!(Teens)
299.Why was the smartphone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!(Teens)
300.What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?(Teens)
301.Why don't programmers like nature? Too many bugs!(Teens)
302.What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!(Teens)
303.Why did the student take a ladder to class? To reach the high notes in music!(Teens)
304.Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!(Maths)
305.Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.(Maths)
306.What's a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi!(Maths)
307.Why can't you trust a math teacher? They're always plotting something.(Maths)
308.What do you call friends who love math? Alge-bros!(Maths)
309.Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.(Maths)
310.How do you stay warm in a cold room? Go to the corner—it's always 90 degrees!(Maths)
311.Why did the student get upset when the teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say.(Maths)
312.What's the best tool for math? Multi-pliers!(Maths)
313.Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.(Maths)
314.What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!(Maths)
315.Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? It would have to convert.(Maths)
316.How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!(Maths)
317.Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight!(Maths)
318.What's a math teacher's favorite place in NYC? Times Square!(Maths)
319.Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4, you get ate!(Maths)
320.What do you call a number that can't stay in one place? A roamin' numeral!(Maths)
321.Why was the geometry book always tired? It had too many angles to deal with.(Maths)
322.How do you make seven even? Take away the 's'!(Maths)
323.Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? It was never right!(Maths)
324.What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me!(Maths)
325.Why are parallel lines so tragic? They have so much in common, but they'll never meet.(Maths)
326.What's the king of the pencil case? The ruler!(Maths)
327.Why did Pi get its driver's license revoked? It didn't know when to stop.(Maths)
328.What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!(Maths)
329.Why was the math test so easy? It was a piece of pi!(Maths)
330.How do mathematicians scold their children? 'If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times!'(Maths)
331.Why do teenagers travel in groups of three, five, or seven? They can't even!(Maths)
332.What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!(Maths)
333.Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!(Maths)
334.What's a bird's favorite type of math? Owl-gebra!(Maths)
335.Why was the variable afraid of math? It had too many unknowns!(Maths)
336.How do you know math is depressed? It has too many negative signs.(Maths)
337.What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing—you can't cross a vector with a scalar!(Maths)
338.Why did the Roman mathematician get lost? He took the wrong root!(Maths)
339.What's the difference between a diameter and a radius? The radius!(Maths)
340.Why don't calculus majors throw house parties? They know their limits.(Maths)
341.What do you call a crushed angle? A rectangle!(Maths)
342.Why was the circle so smart? It had 360 degrees!(Maths)
343.How does a ghost solve quadratic equations? By completing the scare!(Maths)
344.Why did the math student break up with his girlfriend? There was no chemistry, just algebra.(Maths)
345.What's a math teacher's favorite tree? Geome-tree!(Maths)
346.Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs!(Maths)
347.What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me—I've got my own problems!(Maths)
348.Why was the number 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9, and 10 was next!(Maths)
349.How do you catch a math fish? With a multi-plier!(Maths)
350.Why did the dot go to school? To become a decimal point!(Maths)
351.What's the most mathematical insect? A square root—weevil!(Maths)
352.Why are obtuse angles so depressed? They're never right.(Maths)
353.What do you call an angle that's adorable? Acute angle!(Maths)
354.Why did the mathematician spill all his food? The table wasn't set!(Maths)
355.How do you fix a broken calculator? Use a math-ematician!(Maths)
356.Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent!(Maths)
357.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!(Maths)
358.Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's the only place where you can buy a ruler with no markings!(Maths)
359.What's the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon!(Maths)
360.Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher said not to use tables!(Maths)
361.How do mathematicians fish? With a sine and cosine!(Maths)
362.Why was the integer worried? It wasn't whole!(Maths)
363.What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree! (Geometry!)(Maths)
364.Why don't you argue with Pi? It's irrational!(Maths)
365.What do you call a young ewe who loves math? A lamb-da!(Maths)
366.Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? He ate it before it was cool—unlike Pi, which is always cool!(Maths)
367.How do you know when you've had too much math? You start seeing imaginary numbers!(Maths)
368.Why was the math paper so unhappy? It was torn in half!(Maths)
369.What’s a swimmer's favorite kind of math? Dive-ision!(Maths)
370.Why do mathematicians make great musicians? They have good algo-rhythms!(Maths)
371.What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey! (80 is pi-rate!)(Maths)
372.Why was the circle invited to all the parties? It was well-rounded!(Maths)
373.How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero!(Maths)
374.Why did the math couple break up? They had too many differences!(Maths)
375.What's the best way to serve Pi? A la mode!(Maths)
376.Why do even numbers hate odd numbers? They can't even!(Maths)
377.What do you call a number that's always on time? A punctual decimal!(Maths)
378.Why was the vector arrested? For carrying weapons of math instruction!(Maths)
379.How do you compliment a math teacher? Say they're acute one!(Maths)
380.Why did the student bring graph paper to art class? For plot development!(Maths)
381.What's a math vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange, but only if it's in radians!(Maths)
382.Why are circles bad at tests? They always go around in loops!(Maths)
383.What did the math teacher say about the parallelogram? It's off the charts!(Maths)
384.Why do mathematicians love Halloween? Because of the oct-31 = dec-25 trick!(Maths)
385.How do you keep warm in a square room? Sit in the corner—it's 90 degrees!(Maths)
386.Why was the equation cold? It lost its absolute value!(Maths)
387.What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock? Times tables!(Maths)
388.Why did the polynomial go to therapy? It had complex roots!(Maths)
389.What's the integral of 1/cabin? A natural log cabin!(Maths)
390.Why don't math problems ever get married? They have too many issues to resolve!(Maths)
391.What did the statistician say to the data? You're mean!(Maths)
392.Why was the math homework full of plants? It was growing problems!(Maths)
393.How do you make a math joke? Add humor and subtract seriousness!(Maths)
394.Why did the triangle refuse to talk? It was feeling edgy!(Maths)
395.What's a bird's favorite equation? The poly-no-me-owl!(Maths)
396.Why do mathematicians avoid the beach? Too much sin and tan!(Maths)
397.What do you call a teapot of boiling water on a mountain? High-pot-in-use!(Maths)
398.Why was the math ghost so bad at lying? You could see right through its proofs!(Maths)
399.How do you organize a math party? You plan it!(Maths)
400.Why did the number go to school? To become well-rounded!(Maths)
401.What's the most romantic shape? A heart, but mathematicians prefer a cardioid!(Maths)
402.Why are math books always unhappy? They’re filled with problems!(Maths)
403.What did the limit say as x approached infinity? I can't even!(Maths)
404.Why did the student love coordinate geometry? It had its points!(Maths)
405.Why did the scarecrow become a history teacher? He was outstanding in his field!(History)
406.What do you call a dinosaur that takes history class? A Tyranno-scholar-us!(History)
407.Why was the history book so cool? It was full of 'dates'!(History)
408.How did the Roman Empire get cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!(History)
409.Why did Cleopatra wear a wig? To keep her hair-oglyphics in style!(History)
410.What did the pyramid say to the Sphinx? 'You're a riddle to me!'(History)
411.Why was the history test so easy? It was an open-book conquest!(History)
412.What do you call a knight who loves to sing? Sir Lancelot of Karaoke!(History)
413.Why did the caveman flunk history? He kept drawing on the cave walls instead of studying!(History)
414.What’s the name of the pirate’s history book? 'Argh-chaeology'!(History)
415.Why did Columbus sail the ocean blue? To find a new 'route' to fame!(History)
416.What did the Liberty Bell say to the tourists? 'Give me liberty or give me a ring!'(History)
417.Why was the Declaration of Independence signed? To make things official—no stamp required!(History)
418.What did King Henry VIII say to his wives? 'I’m tired of this marriage-go-round!'(History)
419.Why don’t mummies tell lies? Because you can see right through their wraps!(History)
420.What did the ancient Greeks use to send secret messages? A Trojan horse DM!(History)
421.Why was the history teacher bad at stand-up comedy? All their jokes were ancient history!(History)
422.What’s a knight’s favorite subject? Medieval times tables!(History)
423.Why did the Viking go to school? To improve his Norse-ledge!(History)
424.What did the pharaoh say to his workers? 'Let’s pyramid this project!'(History)
425.Why was the guillotine so unpopular? It always cut the conversation short!(History)
426.What do you call a medieval joke? A jest from the past!(History)
427.Why did the explorer bring a map to school? To navigate the history test!(History)
428.What did the Founding Fathers do at parties? They threw tea into the harbor!(History)
429.Why was the history museum so quiet? Everyone was stuck in the Stone Age!(History)
430.What did the gladiator say to the lion? 'You’re not my type—too much roar!'(History)
431.Why did Joan of Arc get expelled? She kept burning her homework!(History)
432.Why was the Renaissance so colorful? It was a real art-volution!(History)
433.What did the Wright brothers study in history class? The history of flight plans!(History)
434.Why did the history student love old coins? They had a lot of 'circulation'!(History)
435.What’s a pirate’s favorite historical event? The discovery of the high seas!(History)
436.Why did the caveman refuse to fight? He didn’t want to be a fossil yet!(History)
437.What did the ancient clock say? 'Time to wind back history!'(History)
438.Why was the history book dusty? It hadn’t been opened since the Dark Ages!(History)
439.What did the Egyptian say to the sphinx? 'Stop being so cryptic!'(History)
440.Why did the knight carry a pencil? To draw a line in the sand!(History)
441.What’s a historian’s favorite game? Timeline Twister!(History)
442.Why did the Roman senator fail history? He kept voting 'veto' on facts!(History)
443.What did the medieval peasant eat? Serf and turf!(History)
444.Why was the history teacher always calm? They had a lot of 'past'ience!(History)
445.What did Christopher Columbus say to his crew? 'Let’s sail into history!'(History)
446.Why did the dinosaur visit the museum? To see its great-great-grandbones!(History)
447.What do you call a history test about pirates? A treasure hunt exam!(History)
448.Why did the ancient Greeks love debates? They were always up for a Socratic smackdown!(History)
449.What did the history book say to the math book? 'Your problems are nothing compared to my wars!'(History)
450.Why was the castle so cold? It was built with deCAF!(History)
451.What did the Revolutionary War soldier say? 'I’m ready to make history!'(History)
452.Why did the pharaoh go to therapy? Too many dynasty issues!(History)
453.What’s a knight’s favorite dance? The joust-le!(History)
454.Why did the history student love old maps? They showed the 'way back when'!(History)
455.What did the Roman gladiator say before a fight? 'I’m ready to make a colosseum comeback!'(History)
456.Why did the history teacher love puns? They were timeless!(History)
457.What did the ancient sailor say? 'I’m lost in the sea of history!'(History)
458.Why was the medieval king bad at chess? He kept eating his pawns!(History)
459.What did the history student say about the French Revolution? 'It was a real game-changer!'(History)
460.Why did the caveman invent the wheel? To roll through history!(History)
461.What’s a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap music!(History)
462.Why was the history class so exciting? It was full of cliffhangers!(History)
463.What did the ancient warrior say to his sword? 'You’re my cutting-edge friend!'(History)
464.Why did the history book go to jail? It broke too many 'laws' of time!(History)
465.What did the explorer say to the new world? 'You’re about to be discovered!'(History)
466.Why was the ancient library so quiet? Everyone was reading hieroglyphics!(History)
467.What did the knight say to the dragon? 'You’re fired!'(History)
468.Why did the history student love old letters? They were written in deCAF!(History)
469.What’s a pirate’s favorite history lesson? The one about buried treasure!(History)
470.Why did the ancient clock break? It was stuck in the past!(History)
471.What did the Roman say to his chariot? 'Let’s roll through history!'(History)
472.Why was the history teacher a great storyteller? They had all the 'dates' down!(History)
473.What did the caveman say to his friend? 'Let’s make history with this fire!'(History)
474.Why did the medieval baker study history? To learn about the rise and fall of bread!(History)
475.What did the history book say to the science book? 'Your experiments are nothing compared to my battles!'(History)
476.Why was the ancient bridge famous? It spanned centuries!(History)
477.What did the pharaoh say to his pyramid? 'You’re my greatest monument!'(History)
478.Why did the knight wear armor to school? To protect his grades!(History)
479.What’s a historian’s favorite snack? Dates!(History)
480.Why did the history student love old ships? They sailed through time!(History)
481.What did the ancient king say to his court? 'Let’s rule this history lesson!'(History)
482.Why was the history test so hard? It covered too many eras!(History)
483.What did the Viking say to the storm? 'I’ll conquer you like I conquered history!'(History)
484.Why did the history book get a promotion? It had all the facts in order!(History)
485.What did the ancient statue say? 'I’m set in stone for history!'(History)
486.Why was the medieval village so loud? Everyone was shouting about the past!(History)
487.What did the explorer say to the map? 'You’re my guide to history!'(History)
488.Why did the history student love old flags? They waved through time!(History)
489.What did the Roman soldier say to his general? 'I’m ready for the history books!'(History)
490.Why was the history class so dramatic? It was full of revolutions!(History)
491.What did the knight say to his horse? 'Let’s gallop into history!'(History)
492.Why did the ancient coin go to school? To learn its own value in history!(History)
493.What’s a historian’s favorite animal? A dodo—because it’s history!(History)
494.Why did the history teacher love old paintings? They captured moments in time!(History)
495.What did the pharaoh say to his tomb? 'You’re my final chapter in history!'(History)
496.Why was the medieval feast so famous? It was a historical banquet!(History)
497.What did the history student say about old scrolls? 'They’re rolled up with facts!'(History)
498.Why did the ancient warrior fail history? He kept breaking the artifacts!(History)
499.What did the explorer say to the ocean? 'I’ll cross you to make history!'(History)
500.Why was the history book so heavy? It carried the weight of centuries!(History)
501.What did the knight say to the castle? 'You’re my fortress of history!'(History)
502.Why did the history student love old music? It was the soundtrack of the past!(History)
503.What did the ancient queen say to her crown? 'You make me a historical figure!'(History)
504.Why was the history class so fun? It was a blast from the past!(History)
505.What did the time traveler say to the history teacher? 'I’ve seen your lessons in action!'(History)
506.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(Science)
507.What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!(Science)
508.Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? There was no chemistry!(Science)
509.How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!(Science)
510.Why are chemists great at solving problems? They have all the solutions!(Science)
511.What did the biologist wear to impress his boss? Designer genes!(Science)
512.Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no spark!(Science)
513.How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!(Science)
514.Why can't you trust an atom? They make up literally everything!(Science)
515.What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution!(Science)
516.Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!(Science)
517.How do you know the moon is going broke? It's down to its last quarter!(Science)
518.Why was the computer cold at the lab? It left its Windows open!(Science)
519.What did one DNA say to the other? Do these genes make me look fat?(Science)
520.Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays? They're allowed to wear genes to work!(Science)
521.How does the ocean say hi? It waves!(Science)
522.Why did the scarecrow become a scientist? He was outstanding in his field!(Science)
523.What did the physicist say to the electron? You're so negative!(Science)
524.Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!(Science)
525.What do you call a fish made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!(Science)
526.Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon!(Science)
527.How do you organize a space party? You planet!(Science)
528.Why was the math book sad at science class? It had too many problems!(Science)
529.What did the volcano say to the earthquake? It's not my fault!(Science)
530.Why do spiders know so much about the internet? They're web designers!(Science)
531.What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid!(Science)
532.Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!(Science)
533.How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!(Science)
534.Why can't you take electricity to social events? Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!(Science)
535.What did the stamen say to the pistil? I like your style!(Science)
536.Why was the robot scientist so good at experiments? It had great circuits!(Science)
537.How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw!(Science)
538.Why did the cell go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage!(Science)
539.What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pi-thon!(Science)
540.Why are chemists bad at telling jokes? They always get a reaction!(Science)
541.How do trees access the internet? They log in!(Science)
542.Why did the photon check into a hotel? It was traveling light!(Science)
543.What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!(Science)
544.Why do biologists like to travel? It broadens their horizons!(Science)
545.How does Jupiter hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt!(Science)
546.Why was the scientist's report card wet? It was below C level!(Science)
547.What do you call a clown who's in jail? A silicon!(Science)
548.Why did the bacteria join the gym? To get a little culture!(Science)
549.How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream!(Science)
550.What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!(Science)
551.Why did the physicist go to the beach? To work on his tan-gent!(Science)
552.What do you call two doctors? Paradox!(Science)
553.Why are frogs rarely angry? They eat what bugs them!(Science)
554.How do you know if a plant is good at math? It has square roots!(Science)
555.Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!(Science)
556.What did the grape say during photosynthesis? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!(Science)
557.Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!(Science)
558.How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!(Science)
559.Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it wasn't less than or greater than anyone!(Science)
560.What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A π-thon!(Science)
561.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the lab? In case he got a hole in one!(Science)
562.How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!(Science)
563.Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!(Science)
564.What did the nucleus say to the electron? You're so negative!(Science)
565.Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk!(Science)
566.How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet well!(Science)
567.Why was the computer freezing in the lab? It had too many bytes!(Science)
568.What do you call a microbiologist who has visited 30 countries? A man of many cultures!(Science)
569.Why did the amoeba go to school? To improve its division!(Science)
570.How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!(Science)
571.Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They always have a solution!(Science)
572.What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved!(Science)
573.Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!(Science)
574.How do you know the planets are friendly? They always wave at the astronauts!(Science)
575.Why was the belt arrested at the lab? It was holding up a pair of genes!(Science)
576.What do you get when you cross a dog and a scientist? A labrador!(Science)
577.Why do skeletons hate the wind? It goes right through them!(Science)
578.How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb!(Science)
579.Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!(Science)
580.What do you call a famous fish? A starfish!(Science)
581.Why are frogs so good at basketball? They always jump for the rebound!(Science)
582.How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!(Science)
583.Why did the chicken go to space? To visit the egg-straterrestrial!(Science)
584.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!(Science)
585.Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up!(Science)
586.How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!(Science)
587.Why was the math book sad in science class? It needed help with its problems!(Science)
588.What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on!(Science)
589.Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!(Science)
590.How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle!(Science)
591.Why did the golfer wear two socks? In case he got a hole in one!(Science)
592.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!(Science)
593.Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired!(Science)
594.How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!(Science)
595.Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!(Science)
596.What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!(Science)
597.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy!(Science)
598.How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!(Science)
599.Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!(Science)
600.What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick!(Science)
601.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!(Science)
602.How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!(Science)
603.Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one!(Science)
604.What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!(Science)
605.Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!(Science)
606.How do astronomers apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry, that was universal!'(Science)
607.I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.(English)
608.Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary? Thesaurus rex.(English)
609.What dinosaur knows the most about synonyms? A thesaurus.(English)
610.Whoever put the letter b in subtle deserves a silent round of applause.(English)
611.What do you call bears with no ears? B!(English)
612.What do you call Santa's brothers and sisters? Relative clauses.(English)
613.What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles—there’s a mile between the first and last letter.(English)
614.What is smarter than a talking dog? A spelling bee!(English)
615.Last night my classroom was broken into and all the dictionaries were stolen. I'm at a loss for words.(English)
616.Never date an apostrophe. They’re too possessive.(English)
617.Past, Present, and Future entered a shop together. It was all quite tense.(English)
618.How is an English teacher like a judge? They both give out sentences.(English)
619.What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher? 'There, their, they’re.'(English)
620.What is the shortest month? May—it only has three letters.(English)
621.What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.(English)
622.What pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B.(English)
623.What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction? An Instagrammar.(English)
624.What are double negatives? A big no-no.(English)
625.Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.(English)
626.Why did the verb break up with the noun? There was no agreement.(English)
627.What’s an English teacher’s favorite breakfast? Synonym rolls.(English)
628.What did the adjective say to the noun? You complete me.(English)
629.Why do writers always feel cold? They’re surrounded by drafts.(English)
630.Why was the English book sad? It had too many problems with its sentences.(English)
631.What did the period say to the exclamation mark? Stop shouting!(English)
632.Why was the comma so stressed? It had too many pauses in life.(English)
633.Why did the quotation marks break up? They couldn’t find the right words.(English)
634.What’s a grammar teacher’s favorite game? Syntax and Ladders.(English)
635.Why did the teacher sit on the dictionary? To stay on top of words.(English)
636.Why are writers so good at parties? They always bring the best lines.(English)
637.Why do punctuation marks hate the question mark? It’s always asking too much.(English)
638.Why did the adjective go to therapy? It had too many comparisons.(English)
639.What did the verb say to the subject? You complete my action.(English)
640.Why was the sentence afraid of the paragraph? It had too many issues.(English)
641.Why did the student bring a ladder to English class? To reach the high notes in Shakespeare.(English)
642.Why did the English teacher go to jail? Improper use of a long sentence.(English)
643.Why was the essay so confident? It had a strong conclusion.(English)
644.Why did the metaphor break up with the simile? It found something less like it.(English)
645.Why did the semicolon win the award? It stopped short of greatness.(English)
646.Why did the English teacher love commas? They gave her pause.(English)
647.Why do English teachers make great friends? They always correct you kindly.(English)
648.What did the book say to the reader? You complete my story.(English)
649.Why do poets always win arguments? They have strong lines.(English)
650.What’s a writer’s favorite exercise? The run-on sentence.(English)
651.Why did the paragraph feel lonely? It had no indent-ity.(English)
652.Why are English teachers good at relationships? They know how to handle tense situations.(English)
653.Why did the spelling bee get detention? It used too many buzzwords.(English)
654.Why did the synonym leave the dictionary? It wanted to find itself.(English)
655.Why do verbs make great athletes? They’re all about action.(English)
656.Why was the grammar book so dramatic? It had too many clauses.(English)
657.What did the preposition say to the verb? Without you, I’m nothing.(English)
658.Why did the capital letter feel superior? It always started things off.(English)
659.What’s an English teacher’s favorite movie? The Sound of Sentences.(English)
660.Why did the essay go to art class? To learn proper outline drawing.(English)
661.Why did the student fail English class? He couldn’t handle the drama.(English)
662.Why did the poem go to the gym? To improve its meter.(English)
663.What do you call a sleeping punctuation mark? A comma-tose.(English)
664.Why did the grammar teacher break up with the literature teacher? They had no common tense.(English)
665.Why do English teachers hate fragments? They feel incomplete.(English)
666.Why was the pronoun always tired? It kept referring to itself.(English)
667.Why did the teacher love idioms? They added flavor to life.(English)
668.Why did the author refuse to finish the book? He didn’t want to write the end.(English)
669.Why did the English student love baking? They always followed the recipe for success.(English)
670.Why was the word 'queue' so strange? It’s just a Q followed by four silent letters waiting their turn.(English)
671.Why was the thesaurus so popular? Everyone was at a loss for words.(English)
672.Why did the word cross the sentence? To get to the other clause.(English)
673.Why did the English teacher love coffee? It helped with her syntax.(English)
674.Why do books never get lost? They always find their shelf.(English)
675.Why was the grammar teacher so calm? She knew how to handle tense situations.(English)
676.Why did the student write on the wall? The teacher said to express themselves.(English)
677.Why did the author use a pencil? It was a novel idea.(English)
678.Why was the English teacher bad at poker? She always called the bluff.(English)
679.Why did the essay stay up all night? It wanted to make a good impression.(English)
680.Why do punctuation marks make bad comedians? Their timing’s off.(English)
681.Why did the student bring an eraser to class? To make his mistakes disappear.(English)
682.Why did the teacher carry red pens? To make her mark.(English)
683.Why did the writer sit under a tree? To brainstorm.(English)
684.Why did the English book look nervous? It had too many open-ended questions.(English)
685.Why was the comma jealous of the apostrophe? It couldn’t possess anything.(English)
686.Why did the dictionary go to therapy? It had definition issues.(English)
687.Why do sentences love commas? They bring balance.(English)
688.Why did the preposition feel awkward? It was always in between things.(English)
689.Why did the verb blush? It saw the subject and object together.(English)
690.Why did the student fail punctuation class? He couldn’t make a point.(English)
691.Why do English teachers make great leaders? They’re masters of direction.(English)
692.Why was the adjective envious of the adverb? It modified more.(English)
693.Why did the book join the band? It had great covers.(English)
694.Why was the writer always late? He had too many drafts.(English)
695.Why did the sentence get a promotion? It made a strong statement.(English)
696.Why was the semicolon humble? It knew its place.(English)
697.Why did the English teacher love Shakespeare? He had a way with words.(English)
698.Why did the grammar book go to school? To learn new rules.(English)
699.Why did the comma apply for a job? It wanted a pause in its life.(English)
700.Why did the adjective love the noun? It was a perfect match.(English)
701.Why did the poet go broke? Too many free verses.(English)
702.Why did the student get upset when called average? It was a mean thing to say.(English)
703.Why was the essay embarrassed? It couldn’t handle public reading.(English)
704.Why do English teachers love puns? Because wordplay is their forte.(English)
705.Why did the English major get promoted? They were well-read.(English)
706.Why was the grammar joke so funny? It had perfect delivery.(English)
707.Why did the wordsmith love puzzles? He enjoyed playing with pieces of meaning.(English)
708.Why did the editor feel powerful? They could change the story.(English)
709.Why did the pronoun refuse to leave the sentence? It couldn’t stand alone.(English)